American Idol to be Re-named: American Loser
February 26, 2009
FYI: This guy first and formost, needs a face transplant; second, stop making up words (soul-rock) is not a musical category…If you want to make music Kai, get with Michael Jackson, and beat it!
American Idol needs a name change – to American Loser. Kai Kalama is one of AI’s biggest losers, and he appears to be a distant cousin of Sanjaya with his cheesy-ass grin. The only tools this wedding singer needs to complete his Sanjaya look, is a straightening iron and pigtails.
Simon ripped Kai a well deserved new asshole. Not to worry this guy will not only be out of the competition by morning, but probably missing; Seacrest may rightfully be planning Kai’s demise as we speak, for towering over him (by at least a foot) onstage. The audience of AI looks considerably smaller this season; are they going for a more intimate setting to display the talent losers, or is America doing other things in their free-time like…getting root canals?!
With any luck FOX will cancel this douche fest, and we won’t have to look at these wannabe’s further embarrass themselves.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT watch this show crap, I was flipping, and witnessed this hot-mess.
Oh no you didn’t!! Kai may be a hot-mess and some of the talent isn’t so talented this season but there are some serious voices this season – check out Danny Gokey and Adam Lambert for starters. Besides, as long as Simon has been bashing the contestants, his fellow judges and Ryan Seacrest, it’s a real pleasure to watch fourth-wheel Kara snark right back at him!
Love ya darling!
Danielle
if you want to hire some good wedding singers, always look for a singer with a background in classical music -’”